Super-Slow Sloth

sloth (what is me am) (people-human call sloth me) and sloth walk and sloth climb to food and am hungry for am leaves and froot and please do not shoot me i am sloth. slow sloth but super.

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via cespur)