Super-Slow Sloth

sloth (what is me am) (people-human call sloth me) and sloth walk and sloth climb to food and am hungry for am leaves and froot and please do not shoot me i am sloth. slow sloth but super.
ssassmaster:

morthils:

s0mbodybetter:

betakomaeda:

i want everyone who has ever used the internet to witness this photograph of an exploding pikachu figurine

the demon is fucking escaping holy fucking christ help us

free him

F҉̢́͝ ́R͏͡͡ ̶̨͘͟Ȩ̡̢ ̸́È̕͜͡ ̢̛̀̀H̀͘ ̡͘Ì̷ ̧Ḿ̴͠

ssassmaster:

morthils:

s0mbodybetter:

betakomaeda:

i want everyone who has ever used the internet to witness this photograph of an exploding pikachu figurine

the demon is fucking escaping holy fucking christ help us

free him

F҉̢́͝ ́R͏͡͡ ̶̨͘͟Ȩ̡̢ ̸́È̕͜͡ ̢̛̀̀H̀͘ ̡͘Ì̷ ̧Ḿ̴͠

(Source: new3ds, via iwillmindfuckyou)

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

image

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

(via killerpurple)

woodmeat:

yung-mullah:

woodmeat:

i like the type of girls that are really lowkey u know like they wear sweaters and dont expect for u to take them out anywhere. they just sit around in the crib… bonus points if she never been to a club or a party

idk maybe this is problematic but all of this is me?? i just wanna sit around and wear sweaters..

this isn’t problematic it’s sarcasm n I wish u boring bitches would stop relating to it

(via llttlemermaid)