Super-Slow Sloth

sloth (what is me am) (people-human call sloth me) and sloth walk and sloth climb to food and am hungry for am leaves and froot and please do not shoot me i am sloth. slow sloth but super.



I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

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Penmanship 101 for doctors #9gag


Penmanship 101 for doctors #9gag



My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,




And he later got accepted. 

this is my favorite story on tumblr

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